30 June 2005
servants
for that is what I think Jen and I need. servants, like in Merchant Ivory productions. like in bad victorian novels (and most of them are).
but why, I'm sure you're wondering, do we need servants for a 2 bed, 2 bath one storey house. go on: ask.
Good question, I'm glad you asked. Well, it turns out that I'm really fricking lazy. monumentally lazy. if my kind of lazy was a planet it would be sitting on uranus. that's how lazy I am. on a scale of one to ten thousand million, I'd be ranked at *yawn*, I so can't be bothered to do anything productive.
so. send me servants, the dishes need to be done and I have to have clean clothes for lounging around in.
Make it so.
Now, dammit.
but why, I'm sure you're wondering, do we need servants for a 2 bed, 2 bath one storey house. go on: ask.
Good question, I'm glad you asked. Well, it turns out that I'm really fricking lazy. monumentally lazy. if my kind of lazy was a planet it would be sitting on uranus. that's how lazy I am. on a scale of one to ten thousand million, I'd be ranked at *yawn*, I so can't be bothered to do anything productive.
so. send me servants, the dishes need to be done and I have to have clean clothes for lounging around in.
Make it so.
Now, dammit.
// posted by Dunc @ 3:46:00 PM 
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Yes! Servents!
Send some to Japan for our little two bedroom 1 bath apartment cause Denny's parents will be here on Sunday and we have SO much cleaning to do. And I really can't be bothered at the moment. Dammit.
Send some to Japan for our little two bedroom 1 bath apartment cause Denny's parents will be here on Sunday and we have SO much cleaning to do. And I really can't be bothered at the moment. Dammit.
I've got one week left off work: send a plane ticket and I'll be there with my rubber gloves and face mask. I don't do ironing tho.
Cara
Cara
Excellent notion! I've always wanted one of those ex-KGB operative, terror of below-stairs butlers. Then he could loom menacingly at all solicitors and scream at telemarketers in a scary foreign language. Ah...if only....
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